Author Archives: Roger

Animal #48 — Southern Flying Squirrel

Posted on November 19, 2006 by Roger

glaucomys volans Sunday, November 19, 2006 — 8:45 pm Devil’s Den State Park, Arkansas — Campground E near Lee Creek There was an oak tree next to our camper. I kept hearing acorns drop to the ground, which I thought … Continue reading →

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Reptile-Amphibian #13 — Smooth Green Snake

Posted on October 2, 2006 by Roger

opheodrys vernalis Monday, October 2, 2006 — 11:15 am Moraine Hills State Park, Illinois I walked about six miles, stopping only once to look at birds. Most of the time I walked fast and watched the trail because that’s where things … Continue reading →

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Conversation With My Daughter

Posted on September 22, 2006 by Roger

Daughter: I know I can't date yet, but even if I could I wouldn't date him. Dad: Why not? Daughter: He's too good a friend. Dad: You can't date friends? Daughter: No, it would be too weird. Dad: I married … Continue reading →

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Menu

Posted on September 17, 2006 by Roger

Last week I went to Quizno's for lunch. I told the guy I wanted a ham and cheese sandwich. He said, "We don't have ham and cheese. We have a regular ham sandwich, and I can put cheese on it … Continue reading →

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Push Butt

Posted on September 1, 2006 by Roger

 . You know those hand dryers you find in public restrooms? The ones with the instructions that are supposed to say "1) Push button. 2) Rub hands gently under warm air." Have you ever seen one that wasn't defaced and … Continue reading →

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