Category Archives: Humor

I took a walk through a local forest preserve tonight and saw 26 deer. I was looking at a herd of 17 of them when it occurred to me that 17 (two of which can be seen here) was quite … Continue reading →

(This is not original with me, but I thought some of them were pretty good. Particularly numbers 1 and 1.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are … Continue reading →

I went out for dinner with my wife last night. On the way home, we did some shopping. I hate shopping. I don’t mind buying. There’s a difference. I don’t go into a store unless I know what I want. … Continue reading →

Daughter: I was supposed to bring a pop can for History, but I forgot. Me: So … does that count as a grade? Daughter: Wait. Let me tell you. So I got on the bus, you know? And I was … Continue reading →

Luke 2:20b — Then after the shepherds, there cometh a flock of penguins which gathereth around the manger. Uhh, Mary … You gonna eat that last donut?