Category Archives: Humor

Daughter: I know I can't date yet, but even if I could I wouldn't date him. Dad: Why not? Daughter: He's too good a friend. Dad: You can't date friends? Daughter: No, it would be too weird. Dad: I married … Continue reading →

Last week I went to Quizno's for lunch. I told the guy I wanted a ham and cheese sandwich. He said, "We don't have ham and cheese. We have a regular ham sandwich, and I can put cheese on it … Continue reading →

 . You know those hand dryers you find in public restrooms? The ones with the instructions that are supposed to say "1) Push button. 2) Rub hands gently under warm air." Have you ever seen one that wasn't defaced and … Continue reading →