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On How My Dentist is a Chicken — And why I wish I liked Cloves

It all started about a month ago when I was chewing a piece of gum. I bit down and felt a sharp pain in my back molars. After an hour or so, the pain died down, but ever since then, … Continue reading

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Goodbye to Texas (almost)

We left the botanical gardens and went searching for a gas station. We drove over half of San Antonio before we finally stumbled upon one a mile from the airport ($2.39/gallon). We arrived in plenty of time for me to … Continue reading

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Why (and How) I Was in Texas

It all started last year when I realized there wasn’t a thing I could do about turning 50. I’d always thought of 50 as being old, but I wasn’t ready to be old yet. I decided that the solution to … Continue reading

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emer.gen.cy

emer.gen.cy  n — an unforeseen combination of circumstances or the resulting state that calls for IMMEDIATE ACTION. – 11:03 am — I receive a phone call at work from the nurse at my daughter’s school. My daughter is in her … Continue reading

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Remember the old days when you could push a button by mistake and nobody would know?

My car is 15 years old. It still has switches and cranks. There are no buttons on the dashboard except on the CD player, and most of those don’t work. When I was in Portland recently, my rent-a-car was a … Continue reading

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