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How to keep wallpaper from destroying your marriage

As we all know, wallpaper is Satan’s tool to break up otherwise sound marriages. Many couples have reached a low point in their relationships while trying to get the diabolical stuff to stick straight and stay stuck. Today my wife … Continue reading

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To Boldly Go Where Pretty Much Everybody Has Gone Before

I’m not a big fan of talking on the phone, so I’ve never felt a need to own a cell phone. On the scattered occasions when I had a reason to have one, I used my wife’s.  But on a … Continue reading

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Cat People vs. Dog People — I Surrender

My wife is a cat person. Therefore, we have a cat. My wife claims that this cat is cute. OK. Whatever. Photos of cats are cute too — you don’t actually have to have the cat to have the cute. … Continue reading

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Car Buying — It Is What It Is

My daughter’s car was in sad shape. It was missing a headlight. One of the doors was almost impossible to unlock and open. The brakes were bad. The roof leaked.  So  she decided to buy a new car. Last Monday, … Continue reading

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