Revelation 21:4: And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
All good. But here's some other stuff I very much doubt we'll find in Heaven.
- dental floss
- waiting in line
- insurance
- dieting
- six o'clock news
- credit cards
- telephones
- leaf blowers
- sneezes
- boogers
- high-heeled shoes
- glasses
- light bulbs
- insect repellent
- firetrucks
- barbers
- pork rinds
- passports
- reservations
- flame-throwers
- soy anything
- plastic
- antacid
- SUVs that beep when they back up
- barking dogs
- pledge drives
- junk mail
- karate
- fake fingernails
- Christmas trees
- hard hats
- body piercing of any sort
- steak knives
- motor oil
- tickets (speeding or admission)
- ketchup
- alarm clocks
- sweat suits
- watches and clocks
- bills
- talk radio