It’s Important to know the local laws

I've gotten in the habit of checking the local police blotter to see how many windows the neighborhood thugs have broken lately. (At least 20 within five blocks of my house in the past three months — and that doesn't include ours.)

Anyway, as I was perusing the list, I happened upon this:

Michael S________, 30, of Elk Grove Village, was charged Friday, June 20, with possession of a short fish.

I had no idea that was illegal. But maybe it accounts for this — somebody was getting rid of incriminating evidence.

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