Life with Kittens

Millie and Lucy are litter-mates but have decidedly different personalities.

Millie just throws herself — at people, at toys, at adventures. She’s incredibly fast and rarely stops moving. She likes to be petted but she doesn’t like to stay still. She’s happy to be picked up but almost immediately thinks of something she’d be happier doing. She explores — the first to figure out how to get atop the bookcases, the first to discover where all the dangling cords are located, the first to charge down the stairs.

Lucy is more reserved. She’ll wait a bit before she comes to see me. Most of the time she’s not that crazy about being held, but once in a while she’ll be content to lay in my arms for extended periods. She’s playful, but in a more controlled way. She’s also a klutz, falling off chairs, running into things. I’ve still not seen her on top of the bookcases.

They don’t look much alike either. Apart from the differences in color and pattern, Millie is longer and sleeker, with shorter hair. Lucy is a bit shorter, a bit taller, with longer, thicker hair.

They are so different that I began to have my suspicions. I whispered them to my wife and wondered. But when the vet told us she suspected the same thing it became a near certainty.

Now I dread the day when I’m going to have to sit the two of them down and tell them that they probably have different fathers. Which means, my dear kittens, that your mother was promiscuous!

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One day, one of them managed to step on the remote and turn the TV on. When my wife went into the room to check on the noise, they were sitting in the La-Z-Boy watching the screen.

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Coon’s Candy

Coon’s Candy is in Harpster, Ohio. We stopped in on a whim and ended up spending too much money on candy and candles and … stuff.

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I asked the guy behind the counter if I could take a red chair photo. He said sure, but that I needed something to sit in the chair — I asked if I could borrow a sock monkey off the shelf.

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I saw a hot-air balloon mobile made of tin and a funky woodpecker toy. I told my wife she had to do an intervention because if she didn’t stop me, I would buy them both. She took one look and said, “You have to buy them.” Here’s the woodpecker in slow motion for your viewing enjoyment.

 

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Columbus Zoo

I had four hours to kill in Columbus, Ohio, so I decided to go to the zoo.

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The park was filled with moms with kids, young couples, and kids on field trips. I felt a little lonely in the crowd.

The zoo covers a lot of land and is visually impressive. I walked a long way before I realized I wasn’t seeing many animals. There were rides and fountains and food stands and face-painting booths and statues of animals, but the animals themselves were hard to find. Instead of a lot of different species, they have large displays for the more popular animals. I strolled through fairly quickly — I got in almost six miles — and looked for red chair photo ops and places where there were no crowds.

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There were trout in the water in the polar bear enclosure. This guy was paddling about and caught one of them. Below the tank, there was a place where you could stand and look up at the bears, but by the time I got down there, all three of the bears were out of the water.

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Advertisements for the zoo feature “sniff ports” where visitors and bears can smell each other. I saw the port in the polar and brown bear enclosures, but no bears were interested.

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The brown bears were close to the glass, but so was a huge group of kids in matching T-shirts. I managed to squeeze in and get this photo. The bear wasn’t really looking at the chair — I just timed it right.

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Shortly thereafter, the bears walked the length of their enclosure to a cave (which also had a window). I snapped this photo, but then the crowd followed, and I didn’t bother sticking around.

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The Africa area was mostly just a huge enclosure where zebras and antelope and giraffes were mixed together. It looked impressive, but the animals were a long way away. I could have gotten closer if I’d paid a couple bucks to feed a giraffe, but the line was long so I didn’t.

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Here’s one of those stretches — this one in the Africa area — where there was “design” stuff relating to the theme but no animals. There were bicycles all over “Africa.” I guess I’m supposed to believe that the natives ride, or at least park, bicycles everywhere they go.

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It was hot by this time — in the low 80s. Most of the animals were sleeping in shady corners or somewhere out of sight. I didn’t bother taking photos of sleeping moose, pronghorns, wolverines, etc. because they looked like the piles of fur you see in every zoo. The wolverine enclosure was impressive, however. You walk in this cabin and find a bed and dresser and other furnishings. The back  is a wall of glass, and that’s where the wolverine is.

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There were three or four aviaries. I hoped for some red chair photos but they were packed with teens in zoo T-shirts who wandered over and stood next to anyone who stopped to look. In one of them, colorful parrots flew down and landed on visitors’ hands to sip nectar out of a cup. The cups cost $2, so I didn’t bother them, and the parrots didn’t bother with me. I was watched very suspiciously and didn’t even attempt to get one to land on the chair.

In the Congo area they had a boat ride called Zoombeezie Bay with poorly-done animatronic pirates, making the zoo feel very much like a Disney-wannabe.

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Both these gorillas were looking at the chair, but they weren’t impressed.

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There were kangaroos and flamingos and penguins and all, but I mostly walked by without stopping. I did ask one young woman in the reptile house if I could get a photo of the chair with the corn snake she was holding.

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In short, it was a pleasant, but expensive, variation on my daily five-mile walk.

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White Sox vs. Tigers — Comerica Park

We stayed overnight in the Detroit area and headed downtown on Sunday afternoon for a baseball game. We parked about three blocks from the stadium

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We had to stand in line to get a photo with the giant tiger by the main gate.

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My phone was on video for the above shot, so the top of the tiger’s head got cut off. I tried again after the game when the area was much busier … I wonder what that young couple will think when they take a good look at their photo.

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Moments after we entered, I saw four members of the Tigers Energy Squad posing for photos with fans. I walked up and asked if I could take their picture with the chair. The blonde on the right started to say no but the two girls in the middle laughed and took the chair.

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Willie Horton, Tiger great from the 60’s and 70’s, was at a table signing autographs. I asked his bodyguard if I could get his photo with the chair. He was very friendly and we stood and chatted for a couple minutes until the line thinned. He then introduced me to Willie. Willie didn’t have any idea what was happening, but he took the chair and smiled.

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It was raining and the tarp was on the infield. As soon as it stopped, we found our seats.  The groundskeepers were in the process of dumping water off the tarp.

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I walked around the field and took photos. It soon began raining again, and I got wet.

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I wandered down to the Tigers dugout.

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The Willie Horton statue in the left field stands. Beyond him is Ty Cobb, Hank Greenberg, Charlie Gehringer, Hal Newhouser, and Al Kaline.

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The bullpens beyond the left field wall

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Looking in toward the infield from above the bullpen

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The rain stopped and the groundskeepers removed the tarp.

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The scoreboard with tigers on the top. Note the vines on the batter’s eye, copying Wrigley Field.

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The entrance from inside the park

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I opted not to take a ride on the baseball Ferris wheel. The view didn’t look thrilling.

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The stadium has a fountain on top of the batter’s eye. It goes off when the Tigers do something exciting.

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The visitor’s dugout

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Our friends showed up right at game time. Shortly after the game started, it began raining again. A lot of people huddled under umbrellas and raincoats, but the game continued. Justin Verlander pitched for Detroit.

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Here’s the first pitch.

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Carlos Quintana started for the White Sox

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The White Sox scored a run in the first on a home run by Jose Abreu. The Tigers came back with one in the third and four in the fifth on a walk, an infield single and a double by Justin Upton. Todd Frazier hit a home run for the Sox in the sixth.

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The park was very quiet for the first several innings. I think a lot of people came late because of the rain. It was so quiet that it was hard to follow the game from way up where we were sitting. Things got a little louder when the Tigers began scoring.

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The Energy Squad at the end of the Motor City Wheels race

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The view of downtown Detroit from our seats

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The park was enjoyable with the tiger statues and the fountain and downtown Detroit filling the view. The game was a bit dull. I truly didn’t care who won. The weather wasn’t bad for a summer afternoon — a bit of rain early and direct sun later, but with a cool breeze.

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Henry Ford Museum

We drove to Detroit on Saturday morning, passing the world’s largest tire on the way.

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We met friends in the parking lot of the Henry Ford Museum right at noon — at the exact minute we told them we’d get there. We spent the afternoon touring the museum. Here’s a little of what we saw in the approximate order in which we saw it.

We paid an extra $5 each to get into a special exhibition on the Beatles.

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They had some exhibits from the early days when the band was still called the Quarrymen. The drum set belonged to Colin Hanton, but John, Paul, and George all played on it at one time or another. The guitar is the same model as John’s. We had to read the signs carefully. Most of the displays were just similar to Beatles’ stuff, not the actual items. In other words, artifakes.

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A “brick-by-brick reconstruction” of the stage of the Cavern Club in Liverpool where the Beatles often performed.

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After we took this photo, I ran out to the car and got the red chair.

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This is thought to be the actual bus (1948 model) from Montgomery, Alabama, in which Rosa Parks refused to move to the back and set the civil rights movement in motion.

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The chair, from Ford’s Theatre in Washington, in which Lincoln was sitting in when he was shot.

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George Washington’s camp bed and chest, used when he toured the Revolutionary War battlefields at the end of the war.

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The parts that make up a Model T Ford.

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Stage from 1891.

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Two photos of the limo Kennedy was riding in when he was shot in Dallas. The protected cover was added later when it was used by Johnson and Nixon.

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1958 Edsel

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1948 Tucker

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1927 Blue Bird School bus, which “could be America’s oldest surviving school bus.” Again, we had to read the signs carefully.

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1935 Stagecoach Travel Trailer belonging to Charles and Anne Lindbergh. Anne wrote one of her books and Charles wrote part of The Spirit of St. Louis in the trailer.

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1899 Duryea

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1900 Wood electric truck. Behind it is a 1952 Federal.

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This replica of the 1833 steam locomotive was built for the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition in Chicago.

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Replica of the 1903 Wright Flyer. Orville flies the plane, Wilbur holds the chair.

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Scroll map of New York used by early pilots.

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1925 Fokker Tri-Motor used by Richard Byrd in 1926 to fly over the North Pole.

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Plane used in 1927 for an attempt to fly around the world. Edward Schlee and William Brock took off from Detroit and made it all the way across Europe and Asia but they gave up in Tokyo and traveled by steamship from there to Seattle.

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An exhibit on aerial acrobats.

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Machine used to make light bulbs. Supposedly, in the 1970’s, just 15 of these machines made most of the light bulbs in the world.

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1914 tractor

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Buckminster Fuller’s Dymaxion House, made of aluminum and plastic — his vision for the future. It has 1,017 square feet. This shot is looking into the kitchen.

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The living room.

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The bedroom

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1950s Weinermobile

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My chief impression of the museum was empty space. There was room for at least twice as many displays. What was there was very impressively done, but I felt like the collection hadn’t been updated or added to in a long time.

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At the end of the day, we had to buy a Mold-A-Rama model.

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Which one? The car Kennedy was killed in, of course. Only in America.

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We stayed until the museum closed at 5:00, then went for supper at Longhorn Steakhouse in Dearborn.

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