Cedarburg, Wisconsin — Part One

My wife and I headed up to Cedarburg on a rainy, mid-December Saturday, arriving around 11:00.

Our first stop was Creekside Antiques.

My wife bought some old, glass Christmas ornaments. I bought an Elsie the Cow doll to go with my Elsie the Cow sign.

Shortly after we were married, my wife purchased three doll rabbits in dresses. I have often stated, and it’s true, that in 30+ years of marriage the only thing I’ve ever told my wife she couldn’t buy was any more rabbits in dresses. A cow in a dress, on the other hand …

I bumped my hand against a door frame in the store. It was inconsequential except that my knuckle was dripping blood. I asked the woman behind the counter if she had a band-aid. Her response was to ask me what I’d done to my finger. When I told her I’d barked it on the door, she said, “Whoa. Wild man.” Which I thought was odd.

We asked another woman who worked there to recommend a restaurant for lunch. She referred us to two places right across the street. I thought this was probably the company response, so I pushed a little bit, but she wouldn’t waver. She assured us that those were the two places she most frequented.

We headed to the first, Anvil Pub and Grille, in the Cedar Creek Settlement. The Settlement is a group of shops and restaurants in the stone buildings of an 1864 woolen mill.

The Anvil is located in the old blacksmith’s shop.

It’s not a large place. The inside has one room with a balcony. All together, there might be 18 tables. Most of them were filled when we walked in. The hostess pointed us to a tall bar table about three feet inside the front door. It didn’t seem like a very relaxing place for a meal. We told her we’d wait for another table. She seemed perturbed and tried again to get us to sit at the table. We resisted. Ten minutes later, we were shown upstairs to the balcony.

We ordered blacksmith burgers with fries, and they were very tasty. I probably wouldn’t drive two hours to Cedarburg for another one, but if I’m ever in the area again, I’ll definitely go back.

We wandered through the shops in the Settlement and walked in the rain along the river.

Here’s a photo of what it all looked like long ago before it was quaintified.

The rain never really stopped all day, although at times it lessened to a drizzle. We didn’t let it bother us, and decided that without it the crowds would have been unbearable.

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Red Chair Jr.

I was appreciating The Little Town of Bethlehem my daughter had crafted for our table at the staff Christmas party when my friend and craftsman extraordinaire walked up and handed me a present. It was an amazing, totally-unexpected miniature Red Chair Christmas ornament.

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Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp

The show only aired for one season — 1970. And I can understand why. The premise is kinda funny. Dress chimpanzees in human clothes and have them behave like humans. But the novelty wears off in about 20 minutes and the plots can’t sustain interest. Not my interest anyway.

Lancelot Link is an agent for APE (Agency to Prevent Evil). His sidekick/girlfriend was Mata Hairi. They were determined to prevent the evil plots by CHUMP (Criminal Headquarters for Underworld Master Plan). These plots, in the two episodes I watched, included the Hong Kong sneeze attack, a plot to kidnap a visiting king, a robot programmed to kill Lancelot and a bank robbery.

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The apes were well trained. They played golf and tennis (sorta) and had a pillow fight. But the best parts were when the chimps did something wrong and it was written into the script. In one scene, Lancelot is wheeling the king down the aisle of an airplane in a wheelchair. He keeps bumping the chair into the seats. Instead of retaking the scene, or ignoring it, they had the king say “ouch” every time and Lancelot say “sorry.”

In between the two story lines in each episode, there was a song by the ape band Evolution Revolution during which the chimps would sorta play instruments.

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Cute, but two episodes were all I could take.

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M&M’s

How I amused myself one Sunday afternoon when the Bears weren’t terribly amusing.

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White Palace Grill

Our friends suggested going out for dessert after the Getty’s concert, we were agreeable. We drove south through the Loop to the South Side, to the corner of Canal and Roosevelt where White Palace Grill is located. There’s no parking, and the towing companies apparently enjoy removing cars parked on the street, so we parked in the parking garage of Southgate Market Mall. We walked through the mall and down the street a block to the grill.

The grill has two claims to fame and it proclaims both of them loudly.

  1. It’s open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
  2. It was featured on Diners, Drive Ins & Dives.

We walked by signs stating that they wouldn’t split checks, that booths were reserved for parties of two or more, and that you couldn’t stay longer than two hours.

We found a booth in the back room under the mural of famous Chicagoans.

Our waitress walked by three times, each time telling us that she’d be with us shortly. She finally paused to say that the bus boy would bring us four waters. A few minutes later, she came by again and said that the bus boy would bring us four waters. Then she brought us napkins and silverware and said, “He’s not going to get around to the water. I’ll bring it.”

Five minutes later, the bus boy came by with four waters. One of the glasses had something brown and crusty on the rim and a dead fly sticking to the side. The waitress showed up again and took our order. My wife ordered carrot cake and an iced tea. One friend ordered chocolate cake and an iced tea. The other friend ordered strawberry cheesecake and a pink lemonade (the waitress told him that a lot of guys aren’t comfortable with pink). I ordered a hot fudge sundae with raspberries. They don’t have raspberries or hot fudge, so I was informed that I was getting a chocolate sundae.

After a short wait, the waitress brought two pieces of carrot cake. We explained that we wanted a piece chocolate. The waitress said she’d just leave the extra piece of carrot in case somebody wanted it, but we said no. She left and came back with a piece of chocolate cake and one iced tea. We told her we’d ordered two, so she left and came back with two more. My friend got his cheesecake, but no lemonade. My sundae finally came.

We ate — the food wasn’t bad, but I’m not a fan of plain chocolate sundaes. We were thinking about leaving when the waitress came back with two iced teas and a pink lemonade. We now had eleven glasses on the table. My wife was thirsty, so we settled back in while she sipped her tea.

Then the waitress walked up and gave me glass twelve — a chocolate malt. I hadn’t ordered one — none of us did. When I told her, she said she’d leave it in case somebody wanted it. We said none of us did, so she walked around the room looking for someone who did. We laughing out loud by this time. My friend’s wife said she wished she’d ordered soup and my friend said, “Hold on, you might get some at any moment. If we hang around here long enough, who knows what we might end up with.”

To be fair, we didn’t order the food White Palace Grill is famous for, but I have to say I wasn’t impressed — although I did enjoy myself tremendously. I looked at Yelp and saw that reviews are pretty evenly divided between people who love it and those who think Guy Fieri struck out on this place.

It was a bit after 10:30 when we left. We walked up the street to the mall and discovered that the doors were locked. That meant that we had to walk all the way around the outside of the mall and up the car ramp. There were no other people around anywhere, and it was a bit creepy, but it did give us a good view of the Chicago skyline.

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