Attitude, yes. Education, not so much.

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Garden of the Gods

I believe it’s a law that when you visit Colorado Springs, you have to go to Garden of the Gods. I know this for sure — when I went, everybody else was there too.

It was sunny and hot and dusty. I wandered for about an hour and saw the same birds I saw the last time I was there in 2002, including a Prairie Falcon (although it had moved one rock south in the intervening 10 years).

After the busload of junior-high girls in soccer uniforms unloaded and spread out over the area like spilled water on a restaurant table, I gave up on the main trails and found one that headed off into the surrounding scrub away from the scenic attractions. But even here I encountered a steady stream of people and very few birds. I gave up and left in search of supper.

After attempting without GPS and then with GPS to find a recommended restaurant that no longer exists, I settled on Bird Dog BBQ across the street from my hotel. The pimply, uninterested young man behind the counter couldn’t tell me what “fixin’s” were available for my baked potato with brisket, but a more intelligent young woman came to his rescue and listed sour cream, butter and cheese. I had them all, with a mild sauce, and enjoyed my meal thoroughly.

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Ute Valley

The conference ended mid-afternoon on Thursday, so I dashed to this nearby park which, I had been told, was good for birds.

There were a lot of birds around — as long as you’re satisfied with Black-headed Grosbeaks and Spotted Towhees. At least 70% of the birds I saw were one of these two species. There were so many of them around, they had to take turns singing.

Here’s a closer look at a Spotted Towhee.

When I was down in the valley, I felt like I was in the wild — there were the ubiquitous rattlesnake warning signs — but when I hiked up the ridge, I was reminded that I was in the middle of residential sprawl.

When I hiked back down the ridge, I took a different trail that I thought would lead me back to the parking lot. I soon found myself in the midst of a tangle that had all the attributes of a maze.

I ended up at the bottom of the valley along a tiny creek. I had to scramble over boulders and through patches of poison ivy (still not allergic). I kept thinking, “Now, if I were a rattlesnake …”

I made it back to my car alive but disappointed. I had anticipated 10 or 12 lifers on this trip, with the possibility of as many as 29 (in the best of all possible worlds), but I was stuck on seven. I did see Rufous-crowned Sparrows and a Pygmy Nuthatch (below), and even the Spotted Towhees and Black-headed Grosbeaks can only be seen out west.

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Hurrying

And so began my second adventure in time management.

I left Goldfield right at 4:00. The friendly guy at The Fortune Club had told me it would take 45 minutes to get to Colorado Springs. I knew my hotel was on the north end of town, so I figured that would add a few minutes. I typed it into my GPS, which told me my arrival time would be 5:09.

I had to check in at the hotel, unpack, take a shower, find the conference center, register and get to the dining room by 6:00. I figured I could do it. In straight-line miles, I was probably no more than 20 miles away. Thing is, there was this obstruction in the way called Pike’s Peak that kept me from going straight.

Things went swimmingly to begin with. I was chewing up the miles, and my GPS still predicted a 5:09 arrival time.

Then I hit a main road and traffic. Things slowed down considerably as I drove through Woodland Park.

5:10. 5:11. 5:12. My estimated arrival time edged later and later. When I got to Colorado Springs, I was at 5:15. I pulled onto I-25 right in the midst of rush hour. I crawled the 10 miles or so to my exit. 5:17. 5:18. 5:19.

I finally got off, and then drove past my hotel without seeing it. I think my GPS had determined that I’d arrived and gone out for coffee or something because it quit talking to me or showing me where I was.

I finally found my hotel at 5:27. The check-in process went amazingly swiftly — as, of necessity, did my shower. I had a bit of a hitch finding my way around the campus where the conference was being held, but walked up to the registration desk at 5:50. I had to wait for a few other people to register, but made it to the dining room at 5:57. The transfer from two solid days of adventure to rush hour traffic and the flurry of getting ready to sitting calmly at a table having a casual conversation with seven total strangers was a bit jarring.

Back to my room for a moment … I didn’t see much of it this afternoon, but over the next three days I enjoyed it. After all, it was every bit as large as our first apartment.

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Animal #58 — Golden-mantled Ground Squirrel

spermophilus lateralis

Wednesday, May 9, 2012 — 3:45 pm

Battle Mountain — Goldfield, Colorado

I wasn’t quick enough to get a photo of this squirrel, but I knew I could expect to see one, so I knew what it was when I saw it. I was walking past the hut next to the first gold mine on the trail up Battle Mountain when the squirrel ran under the fence and posed momentarily on a railroad tie just down the slope. As I fumbled to bring my camera up, it ducked behind the tie. I waited for five minutes or so for it to reappear, but my time was short and I could wait no longer.

It disappeared under the railroad ties to the left of the fence. That’s what’s left of the town of Goldfield in the distance.

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