Years ago, on a blog far, far away, I wrote the following post:
I discovered these words of wisdom on Dove Chocolate wrappers.
It struck me that somebody is getting paid for coming up with these ideas. I decided to write some of my own.
- Don’t stare at the sun.
- Remove your shoelaces.
- Walk your neighbor’s dog.
- Put your hat in the freezer.
- Vacuum your couch at midnight.
So much for my original post. Recently I grabbed a heart-shaped piece of Dove Chocolate from a candy bowl at work and discovered what must be the most stupid message yet. Imagine receiving a candy heart from someone you care about and finding this message: