Random Bit

Years ago, on a blog far, far away, I wrote the following post:

I discovered these words of wisdom on Dove Chocolate wrappers.

It struck me that somebody is getting paid for coming up with these ideas. I decided to write some of my own.

  • Don’t stare at the sun.
  • Remove your shoelaces.
  • Walk your neighbor’s dog.
  • Put your hat in the freezer.
  • Vacuum your couch at midnight.

So much for my original post. Recently I grabbed a heart-shaped piece of Dove Chocolate from a candy bowl at work and discovered what must be the most stupid message yet. Imagine receiving a candy heart from someone you care about and finding this message:

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