The Circumperambulation of Lake Geneva

My good friend invited me to join him on a stroll around the lake — 20.6 miles according to the internet.

We met my friend and his wife just before 8:00 am. We staged one of the cars at Big Foot Beach State Park so the wives could walk part of the way with us. We started on the north shore, about where that fish silhouette just above the word “Lake” on the map. We headed east in the chilly, breezy morning air.

There is an understanding that all property owners must allow hikers through their yards. Some welcome it by installing brick or gravel walks. In other areas, we walked on dirt paths or across lawns. In a few places, we actually walked on people’s decks. There was only one place, perhaps 400 yards long, where we were directed away from the shore.

The Wrigleys, of chewing gum and Chicago Cubs fame, own a large swath of the north shore with several houses and two big boathouses. Here’s their property:

Here are some of the other shacks we saw on the north shore:

At around 10:30, we arrived at the town of Lake Geneva. The huge dwelling on the right below was once a private home. Some guy built it as a wedding present for his daughter. She and her new husband moved into for about a month, decided they didn’t like it and moved out. It has since been a restaurant and various other things, but now is filled with condos.

It was about seven miles from where we began to Big Foot Beach State Park where the wives dropped out. It was close to lunchtime, so they headed back into town to eat. The center photo below is looking down the length of the lake from the eastern shore.

We continued back toward the west along the south shore. While the homes were impressive, I think I found some of the landscaping even more impressive — like in the yard on the left. One house (middle) was shaped like a ship. Black Point (right) is one of the few areas along the shore that isn’t built up. It got its name because it was the only section of the lake where lights didn’t show at night. It’s now a nature preserve.

Many of the homes on the south shore weren’t quite as impressive as many of the homes on the north shore — which isn’t to say that they weren’t impressive.

We hadn’t gone far on this part of the walk when it began to rain — a steady drizzle at first, but soon increasing into a steady downpour. When the trail cut through somebody’s roofed deck, we pulled up a few chairs (right) and sat a while. I’d like to take this opportunity to extend my thanks to my friend who saw I didn’t bring a jacket of my own and so carried a spare along with him for the entire trip until I needed it. What a guy!

It kept raining, and we had a long way to go, so we headed out again — and got thoroughly wet. Here are some random shots of the south shore trail:

It was around 2:00 pm, and we still had a ways to walk before we planned on stopping to eat in Fontana. The trail cut right across the eating area of the Abbey Springs Club, about eight feet from the doorway of a hamburger stand. We decided to get something to drink. The server was busy waiting on a customer, so we leaned on the counter and had a pleasant five-minute conversation with a woman who informed us that she was the cook. When the girl finally got to us, we told her what we wanted. She placed our drinks in front of us and asked what our unit number was. We told her we didn’t have one — we were just passing by. She said she wasn’t allowed to sell us anything unless we were members. The cook said we could if we knew the name of any members. We didn’t. The server took our drinks away. There was a guy at the end of the counter who spoke up. We thought he might say something like, “just put it on my tab.” Nope. He said, “This is a private club. Visitors can walk on the grounds, but they aren’t allowed in here.” Whatever. We left.

We met the girls met us in Fontana. Wayne and I bought excellent sandwiches at Gordy’s Bait Shop while the girls enjoyed ice cream. They’d done a little shopping since they’d left us, but now wanted to walk again. The four of us headed back east along the north shore. (It had stopped raining.)

Several homes had these elevators running up and down the bluff (below, left). All around the lake, the periodical cicadas (17-year locusts) were coming out. In places, the ground looked like Swiss cheese with all their holes. We saw several nymphs that hadn’t yet broken from their skin and many fully-formed adults. In fact, we couldn’t help but step on some of them, which seemed somewhat tragic after a wait of 17 years. On the right, you can see one of the more interesting homeowner accommodations for the path. That’s actually the house — the path goes right along the lower deck.

Here are some more scenes from the north shore, in the Williams Bay area. We walked right through that boatyard and passed under that lift where the guy in the yellow coat was preparing a boat for launch.

We finally made it back to our starting point around 5:30, nine hours after we began. Our wives went about 14 of the 20.6 miles with us.

We drove back to Fontana to pick up the  car, then followed them to Pell Lake where we enjoyed a relaxing dinner of pizza. It was a whole lot of fun, and we actually talked about making it an annual event.

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Dame’s Rocket

Every spring, the woods in our area are carpeted with these very pretty flowers — a noxious weed called Dame’s Rocket. While I was trying to take a photograph that captured the scene …

Dame's Rocket at Hickory Grove

… I noticed I was being watched.

Deer and Dame's Rocket
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Of Sticks and Deer

I took a walk through a local forest preserve tonight and saw 26 deer. I was looking at a herd of 17 of them when it occurred to me that 17 (two of which can be seen here) was quite a lot of deer. I wondered if it was, in fact, more deer than I could shake a stick at.

I decided to find out. Unfortunately, I was in a field and couldn’t find any sticks. I walked on a bit further, but when I finally found a stick, the deer had disappeared.

About 15 minutes later, I came upon three more deer. This time I was in the woods and found a stick right away. I shook it vigorously at the deer with no problem.

Therefore, based on this initial experiment, it appears that the maximum number of deer you CAN shake a stick at is greater than three but less than 17. I intend to research this further as I am not totally satisfied with these results and would like to find a more definitive number. Stay tuned.

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How to keep wallpaper from destroying your marriage

As we all know, wallpaper is Satan’s tool to break up otherwise sound marriages. Many couples have reached a low point in their relationships while trying to get the diabolical stuff to stick straight and stay stuck.

Today my wife and I wallpapered our dining room, but our marriage remains intact. How? Because we followed The Simple and Easy Plan for Hanging Wallpaper With Your Wife.

  1. Husband positions ladder, climbs up and hold one end of wallpaper roll up against the ceiling.
  2. Wife marks the bottom edge.
  3. Wife cuts the wallpaper.
  4. Wife dunks the wallpaper into a cooler full of water.
  5. Wife holds up the wallpaper and shakes the excess water off.
  6. Husband takes the wet wallpaper and holds it up against the ceiling.
  7. Wife positions the wallpaper.
  8. Husband leaves room and watches the Cubs/White Sox game.
  9. Wife smooths the wallpaper and removes all bubbles and stretch marks.
  10. Wife calls to husband to inform him she is ready for the next strip.
  11. Husband tells wife everything looks good.
  12. Repeat as necessary.

Note: Anytime a problem of any sort arises, husband repeats the mantra from Meatballs, an early and otherwise pointless Bill Murray movie: “It just doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter …”

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To Bird or Not To Bird?

Plan A — After supper, grab my binoculars and head to a local park to see what migration was doing.

Why Plan A didn’t work — Just as I was about to leave the house, a thunderstorm rumbled through.

Plan B — Walk on the treadmill while watching the Cubs/Mets game.

Why Plan B didn’t work — I got down to the basement and turned on the TV. I discovered it was raining in New York and the game was on rain delay. I flipped through the channels to find something else I might be interested in watching. No luck. But then I noticed it had stopped raining.

Plan C — Grab my binoculars and head to the park anyway, even though it was a lot later than I’d like it to be. I left the house at 6:05, got to the park at 6:30 and had a fantastic 20 minutes of birding until another bank of clouds pushed a wall of damp, cold air through the area. I walked home, logging 4.5 miles total. Here’s what I saw:

Hickory Grove Bird List

For those of you (all of you) who can’t read my birding shorthand, it says: American Robin, European Starling, Mallard, American Goldfinch, Cooper’s Hawk, Brown-headed Cowbird, White-breasted Nuthatch, Indigo Bunting, Mourning Dove, Eastern Kingbird, Baltimore Oriole, Scarlet Tanager, Eastern Meadowlark, Eastern Bluebird, Song Sparrow, House Sparrow, Northern Cardinal, Chimney Swift, Swainson’s Thrush, Great-crested Flycatcher, Magnolia Warbler, Chestnut-sided Warbler, White-crowned Sparrow, Barn Swallow, Tennessee Warbler, Red-winged Blackbird, Field Sparrow, Tree Swallow, Savannah Sparrow, Northern Flicker, Blue Jay, Great Blue Heron, Common Yellowthroat, Sedge Wren, Yellow Warbler, Common Grackle, Red-tailed Hawk, Great Egret, Red-bellied Woodpecker, Eastern Phoebe.

I also saw a house with an unusual weather vane.

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