Category Archives: Life Is Weird

Quandary

Posted on October 19, 2007 by Roger

My wife and I took my Mom to Red Lobster for her birthday. Mom was giving me directions, and she told me I needed to get over into the right-hand lane. Traffic was heavy, and the small window of opportunity … Continue reading →

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The Great Panjandrum Part One

Posted on October 3, 2007 by Roger

Last night, I finished reading A Town Like Alice, by Nevil Shute. I browsed around on the Internet to see if the book was made into a movie. (It was — two movies, actually.) Anyway, that lead me to this … Continue reading →

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Oops!

Posted on September 20, 2007 by Roger

I heard on the radio this morning that women, by a ratio of seven to three, are more likely than men to accidentally walk into the wrong public bathroom.

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From the Archives — Why Datsun Changed Its Name to Nissan

Posted on July 13, 2007 by Roger

Shortly before I got married, it occurred to me that I needed to buy a car. But instead, I bought a Datsun. My Dad knew a guy who knew a Datsun dealer who had a car for sale in my … Continue reading →

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How to refinish a dining room

Posted on June 20, 2007 by Roger

Discuss with your wife what color you would like the walls to be. Stand by passively while your wife changes her mind seven times. Agree with your wife’s final decision. Agree again with the decision she makes after her final … Continue reading →

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