Category Archives: Life Is Weird

As we all know, wallpaper is Satan’s tool to break up otherwise sound marriages. Many couples have reached a low point in their relationships while trying to get the diabolical stuff to stick straight and stay stuck. Today my wife … Continue reading →

(This is not original with me, but I thought some of them were pretty good. Particularly numbers 1 and 1.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are … Continue reading →

I went out for dinner with my wife last night. On the way home, we did some shopping. I hate shopping. I don’t mind buying. There’s a difference. I don’t go into a store unless I know what I want. … Continue reading →

I’m not a big fan of talking on the phone, so I’ve never felt a need to own a cell phone. On the scattered occasions when I had a reason to have one, I used my wife’s.  But on a … Continue reading →

Daughter: I was supposed to bring a pop can for History, but I forgot. Me: So … does that count as a grade? Daughter: Wait. Let me tell you. So I got on the bus, you know? And I was … Continue reading →