Category Archives: Life Is Weird

Daughter: I know I can't date yet, but even if I could I wouldn't date him. Dad: Why not? Daughter: He's too good a friend. Dad: You can't date friends? Daughter: No, it would be too weird. Dad: I married … Continue reading →

Last week I went to Quizno's for lunch. I told the guy I wanted a ham and cheese sandwich. He said, "We don't have ham and cheese. We have a regular ham sandwich, and I can put cheese on it … Continue reading →

My Top Ten Favorite Numbers Between 1 and 10 10. Three (3) — Three’s a crowd and I hate crowds. 9. Six (6) — It just sits there looking fat, and besides, it’s two crowds. 8. Two (2) — Boooooring. … Continue reading →