Category Archives: Life Is Weird

Rule of Thumb

Posted on December 11, 2008 by Roger

Unless you are showing your house for the purposes of selling it, there is no good reason for making a bed in the morning. (My wife insists on making our bed before we leave on vacation so it will look … Continue reading →

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Rule of Thumb

Posted on December 10, 2008 by Roger

People who put inflatable holiday decorations in their yards are the type of people who use leaf blowers and wear black socks with shorts when mowing the lawn. If you happen to have inflatable holiday decorations in your yard, I’m … Continue reading →

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Rule of Thumb

Posted on December 9, 2008 by Roger

When leaving on a vacation, departure time will be delayed 20 minutes for every female going on the trip. I call this the Female Factor.

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On How My Dentist is a Chicken — And why I wish I liked Cloves

Posted on December 4, 2008 by Roger

It all started about a month ago when I was chewing a piece of gum. I bit down and felt a sharp pain in my back molars. After an hour or so, the pain died down, but ever since then, … Continue reading →

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For What It’s Worth

Posted on October 18, 2008 by Roger

This one isn’t original with me. I believe I read it in Reader’s Digest. But I’ve adopted it as my own. When we’re young, we worry about how others think of us. When we’re middle aged, we don’t care about … Continue reading →

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